In the mouth up the nose and in the eye

This is just a quick one to say sorry for being a cunt and not blogging, not really been in the blogging mood recently even though there has been so much to write about.

Anyway if you’re wondering what my title is about last night when I got home from watching Arsenal kill Villarreal. Janine came round for a bunk up and I was doing particularly well lasting longer than my usual 60seconds, I will put this down to the alcohol consumed previously. Feeling rather pleased with myself I decided to mix things up a little and reached for the baby oil as thought it would be funny to squirt it on her, I squeezed way too hard miss aimed and shot her right in the face, in the mouth up the nose and in the eye. BANTER!!!! I should have felt bad as I had just ruined the moment but it was honestly one of the funniest things I have ever seen, watching her jump up chocking and run to the toilet with her eyes closed.