My First Blogg

This is a pure moment of spontaneity as I never thought I would start a blogg and I’m sure none of my friends did either, but today after reading all their bloggs, which I thoroughly enjoyed, I think I may of caught the bug. Just to pre warn everyone my spelling and grammar is pretty piss poor so please excuse any mistakes, I will try my best.

I’m in my office at the moment and really should be doing some work but this seemed way more appealing. I’m an accounts assistant 4 a mental health company, which does make my job a little bit more interesting than the average accounts job. I usually have a few good stories to tell of the antics of the mental patients, one that springs to mind is the girl who pierced holes in some battery’s and swallowed them resulting in a quick dash to Hospital to save her life. I dare to think of the pain battery acid causes as its burning away in your stomach.

Something else that may interest you a rather unusual situation has accrued at work over the last few days I’m being pursued by 35year old women bare in mind I’m only 23 she’s pinged me a few emails, which are very forward to say the least. Ill do a post on her in the short future.

I’m back in the game after a few weeks off over the Christmas period I some how managed to lose ¼ of a stone of muscle??? Which to say the least I was not happy about. Despite previous efforts to gain I’ve always hovered around the 10 ½ stone mark, which is not very Dorian. So with a new lease of life I’m back and I’m doing it properly this year. I’m taking my mate J’s advice and I’ve start stuffing my face. I started this on Friday and I’ve been eating 6-7 meals a day. I’ve felt extremely full the last few days and almost been sick a few times (think my body telling me not to put anything else in). 1st Target is to see if I can make it over the elusive 11stone mark. Then maybe one day ill be as stacked as Andy Murray LOL. I’ll keep you updated.

I'm hoping a lot of Alcohol fuelled bent will provide my blogg with its finest moments. So for the benefit of the blogg I will try my best to go out as often as I can and drink as much possible. One quick story, which I’m sure the people that know me will find amusing. I attended an 18th birthday on Friday. I can imagine they are laughing already. True to form I pulled the hottest girl at the party a stunning blonde. Also true to form she was 17. I have a bit of a reputation for going for young girls but even I’m a bit ashamed of this one, for those of u who can do the maths the difference is 6 years. I think I may turn down the next 18th birthday invite I may be too old for them now especially as I cant seen to control myself.

Anyway I don’t want to ramble on and bore u your learn more as I post. This is a new year with new adventures lets see what happens.